Amusing Quotations

  • Amusing Quotations

     Graham Soper updated 3 months ago 2 Members · 20 Posts
  • Graham Soper

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    Read, learn and share interesting amusing quotations here. You’ll earn Credits for everything you do which will help add value to the donation set aside for your nominated cause as well as increasing the size of your own personal Wisdom Trust Grant Fund.

  • Graham Soper

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    I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
    – Bumper sticker

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    Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
    – Oscar Wilde (Irish poet and playwright 1854-1900)

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    Conscience is that inner voice that warns us someone may be looking.
    – H.L. Mencken (American journalist and writer 1880-1956)

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    Every time they make a joke, it’s a law, and every time they make a law, it’s a joke.
    – Will Rogers (American humorist and entertainer 1879-1935)

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    To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
    – Bumper sticker

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    Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
    – Oscar Wilde (Irish poet and playwright 1854-1900)

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    A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
    – Fred Allen (American comedian 1894-1956)

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    I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
    Groucho Marx (American comedian, actor and writer 1890-1977)

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    I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
    Woody Allen (American director, writer, actor and comedian b. 1935)

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    The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application form.
    Stanley J. Randall (Canadian businessman and political figure 1908-1989)

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    Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be Vice President.
    Johnny Carson (American television host, comedian, writer and producer 1925-2005)

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    Bob Davis is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls… I think you call it a Frisbee.
    – Jerry Coleman (American major league baseball player 1924-2014)

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    The empty grave where all our ruined industries lie.
    J Ramsay MacDonald (former UK Prime Minister 1866-1937)

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    We are now into the third and final quarter of the game.
    Irish TV Commentator

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